(Taken from Digimarketinghub.blogspot.com)
Having made it to the next worship service at 11:00 a.m., my 8-year old son related later on in the day how one kid in his Sunday school asked him, "You don't usually come to the 11:00 a.m. Kids Church, how come you're in the 11:00?". Son replies, "Oh we missed the 9 o'clock because my Dad still had to do his homework".
Obviously puzzled, the other kid blurts out, "You're dad still goes to schoooooool???!"